Feya小姐的...(*黃姊姊景俐超可愛超棒*)

                      我想
                                                                               
                      我再有耐心
                                                                               
                      再有威嚴
                                                                               
                      再有老師的架勢
                                                                               
                      可能還是無法理解如何成為一個老師
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      為什麼老師可以優游自在的翱翔在一而再再而三
                                                                               
                      一模一樣的教材裡面
                                                                               
                      面對重複說過的教材台詞
                                                                                                                                                               
                      還能面帶微笑
                                                                               
                      不會崩潰??!!
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      我已經快要崩潰了
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      我真的很討厭當老師
                                                                               
                      --尤其是這種有升學壓力的老師
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      我喜愛講話
                                                                               
                      熱愛當一隻嘰嘰喳喳嘴巴停不下來的雀鳥
                                                                               
                      但
                                                                                                                                                               
                      我討厭講一些連我自己都厭煩的課文重點考題規條
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      這些鬼東西難道不會自己看嗎?!
                                                                               
                      上什麼家教??!!
                                                                               
                      (加上這工作根本不是我自願  是迫於人情的
                                                                               
                      厭惡指數100%!!!)
                                                                               
                      我今年也才幾歲
                                                                               
                      你真的以為我有本事把你教好嗎
                                                                               
                      而且這根本不是我的專科
                                                                               
                      我的專科是國文好嗎??!!
                                                                               
                      不是什麼狗屁國中歷史地理公民
                                                                                                                                                               
                      這些我都不會也不熟
                                                                               
                      我高中也沒有考上第一志願
                                                                               
                      不過就是念個中上學校罷了
                                                                               
                      大學考得好是因為我參加推甄
                                                                               
                      不代表我除了我的中文專業以外
                                                                               
                      其他科目也一把罩
                                                                               
                      而且讀書明明就是看個人的修行
                                                                               
                      你真的以為聽聽大人的話
                                                                               
                      "先把這些科目都run一遍,這樣就會熟得多"
                                                                               
                      你就真的可以考好嗎
                                                                               
                      媽的
                                                                                                                                                               
                      我跟你說句老實的
                                                                               
                      我上課的方法
                                                                               
                      也不過是把書上的重點讀過一遍
                                                                               
                      充其量只是個留聲機
                                                                               
                      你覺得這樣你真的聽得進去
                                                                               
                      進而背下來直到大考嗎
                                                                               
                      我告訴你  三個字
                                                                               
                      不可能
                                                                               
                      家教只是補安心的
                                                                               
                      真心要讀書
                                                                               
                      有沒有補習都差不多
                                                                                                                                                               
                      又不是考什麼國家特考
                                                                               
                      是那種平常完全接觸不到的科目
                                                                               
                      那種考試才需要補習
                                                                               
                      你考個高中而已補個屁習
                                                                               
                      你媽媽不也是老師嗎
                                                                               
                      與其找個大學都還沒畢業的人來跟你鬼扯
                                                                               
                      為什麼不乾脆要你媽媽教你
                                                                               
                      反正這種課程有讀過國中的人都可以教
                                                                               
                      幹嘛一定要家教??!!
                                                                               
                      shit
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                              
                      而且就我讀到大三的經驗
                                                                               
                      考不考得上好高中
                                                                               
                      考不考得上好大學
                                                                               
                      其實都沒什麼差別
                                                                               
                      反正學歷只對你的第一份工作有用
                                                                               
                      其他都要各憑本事
                                                                               
                      你有企圖心
                                                                               
                      你有創造力
                                                                               
                      你肯拼肯奮鬥肯努力
                                                                               
                      還會怕未來沒有好人生嗎
                                                                               
                      如果以上皆非
                                                                                                                                                               
                      那又何必來補習
                                                                               
                      反正你有你的官夫人媽媽可以靠就好啦
                                                                               
                      何必非得你累我也累
                                                                               
                      弄得天怒人怨
                                                                               
                      只有得利的漁翁  我的boss開心
                                                                               
                      這樣是為什麼??
                                                                               
                      你不能對你的未來伸張一些自己的主意嗎
                                                                               
                      媽的
                                                                               
                      死小孩
                                                                               
                      逼我寫了這麼多來教誨你
                                                                               
                      偏生這些你應該都看不到
                                                                                                                                                               
                      shit!!!
                                                                               
                      我恨
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      煩死了