Feya小姐的...(*黃姊姊景俐超可愛超棒*)

                      是的
                                                                               
                      從8/5晚間九點半開始
                                                                               
                      我啟動了我的長直髮人生
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      我不是燙離子燙
                                                                               
                      而是什麼"活髮塑型燙"的鬼玩意兒
                                                                               
                      加上護髮共2500
                                                                               
                      尚稱合理
                                                                               
                      而且結果很直
                                                                               
                      我很滿意^^
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      啊啊
                                                                               
                      終於有一天
                                                                               
                      我感受到了長髮在風中自然飄逸的感覺了
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      呵呵
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      但這花了我四個小時半...= =|||
                                                                               
                      妹比我晚來而且頭毛比我捲
                                                                               
                      竟然還比我快
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      而且我在上第一劑的時候
                                                                               
                      我花了比平常人多三倍的時間
                                                                               
                      然後設計師一直很無奈的對我及助理說:
                                                                               
                      "沒辦法妳的頭髮太堅硬了...@@"
                                                                               
                      是怎樣~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      不過花了這麼多時間
                                                                               
                      總算是弄好了
                                                                               
                      接下來就是這三天的定型期了
                                                                               
                      炎炎夏日
                                                                               
                      這真是個大考驗哪
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      先這樣啦~~

                   2004/07/30
                                                                               
                      真是累死我一把老骨頭...
                                                                               
                      下午一點半到忠孝復興
                                                                               
                      然後前往woodstone吃個沒完
                                                                               
                      期間與四位朋友胡扯瞎鬧
                                                                               
                      不知不覺喝了N杯奶茶N+1片薄餅pizza  209
                                                                               
                      真令人害怕的食量...@@
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      坐到四點快五十
                                                                                                                                                               
                      前往sogo東看西逛
                                                                               
                      但還是沒買什麼東西
                                                                               
                      也不想花時間試褲子然後赫然發現自己很胖
                                                                               
                      於是只有看看摸摸比比
                                                                               
                      加上亂給朋友意見
                                                                               
                      此時又有位朋友加入逛街行列
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      六點半時跑去公館
                                                                               
                      陪其中幾位採購想買之物
                                                                               
                      一陣之後腳痠(但沒有檸檬酸...冷~~@@)
                                                                               
                      跑去星巴克喝個摩卡巧克力星冰樂  130
                                                                                                                                                               
                      坐坐聊聊
                                                                               
                      等最後一位傢伙
                                                                               
                      然後又閒坐閒扯一會
                                                                               
                      離開
                                                                               
                      繼續逛公館
                                                                               
                      我買了幾樣小髮飾  65
                                                                               
                      有人買衣服  有人買鞋子
                                                                               
                      最後那位小姐買了一瓶香水
                                                                               
                      又順勢和店員小姐啦咧
                                                                               
                      很像搭訕的登徒子  XD
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                            
                      然後就是晚上十點了
                                                                               
                      懶得去台大散步了
                                                                               
                      於是作鳥獸散
                                                                               
                      回到家約莫十一點
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      累不死人
                                                                               
                      我真的老了耶
                                                                               
                      加上愛熬夜
                                                                               
                      加速老化
                                                                               
                      於是我決定
                                                                                                                                                               
                      今日要無比早睡    哈哈
                                                                               
                      (more than yesterday and before)
  

我現在的心情

 

大概也只有"燃燒~~"能形容

 

我燒了一隻蟑螂

 

很恐怖

 

原本我今天很生氣

 

跑到陽台幫我妹泡泳衣

 

結果發現一隻蟑螂在旁邊含羞帶怯的看我

 

然後我抱著對妹妹的怒意

 

想說用肥皂水來潑他好了

 

 (這是笨板教的...我現在才清楚明白,笨板的話不可信...><|||)

 

結果我激怒了他

 

他數度要起飛攻擊我

 

然後他趁亂從後陽台溜進我家廚房躲起來

 

我嚇得尖叫跑進客廳

 

從此展開了一場

 

"一邊看求婚事務所一邊跟蟑螂諜對諜"的攻防戰

 

但最後他居然偷偷溜到我的鋼琴上

 

我真的太生氣了

 

於是請出我病重的老母

 

母親拿著拖鞋追著他打

 

還因此施展出峨嵋絕活...胖子輕功（我只是瞎說不用認真）

 

閃避蟑螂大娘(因為他肚子裡有個蛋)的"朝惡婆娘足部的突襲"

 

拿起倚天掃把把蟑大娘給打翻

 

趁亂中用五雷轟頂的伎兩,拿起許久沒洗的拖鞋給他個當頭棒喝

 

這孕婦果然厥了過去

 

而我老母一改方才的狠勁

 

又出現一副病厭厭的嬌態說:我累了,其他給你們處理

 

因此我跟老妹很有默契的說:來燒蟑螂

 

期間我先噴灑過期剋蟑讓蟑大娘異常火大

 

一臉要翻身起飛的模樣

 

見他如此

 

我就拿起蠟燭滴了幾滴蠟油跟大娘玩玩SM

 

然後撕了一些碎報屑放在他身邊陪葬

 

接著就開心的燒了起來

 

帶著縱火犯第一次作案的緊張快感

 

把阿蟑燒成捲曲而且吱吱作響的烤蟑螂

 

但後續處理就有點恐怖了

 

我首先拿了一張長紙條試著去戳蟑大娘

 

 (對了烤熟的蟑螂蛋在癟掉的蟑媽媽肚子裡若隱若現,十分噁心)

 

結果他的腳硬梆梆的觸感十分噁爛

 

後來我就跟我妹推託來推託去

 

終於把整個奶粉罐放進塑膠袋裡,用方才的長紙條把它串起來

 

由我老妹拿下樓扔掉

 

game over

 

以上就是我今日跟蟑媽媽諜對諜後來我轉型成縱火犯的經過

2004/07/28

        讓我不知所云的胡鬧一番吧。

 

        我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病我有病。

 

        如果可以，我要尖叫，現在。

 

        但可惜的是，我仍然瞇著眼睛冷靜著，維持我一貫的理性假象。

 

        發現了一件早該發現的事，但仍不覺得太遲，只覺得自己很聰明，哈哈。

 

        我想我的病，應該就是狂傲自大加上沒神經。

 

俺要去洗澡哩~~還真晚...：p

                      新的故事  老早就埋在我腦海裡的主題
                                                                               
                      寫上癮了
                                                                               
                      真開心
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      故事主軸早就在點子筆記本裡浮浮沉沉
                                                                               
                      在沈曼黎還沒含淚離開江成毅前就存在了
                                                                               
                      卻一直到今日
                                                                               
                      才在我的新資料夾新稿件裡重出頭天
                                                                               
                      --畢竟交代完江沈二人
                                                                               
                      也要花點時間跟這些新角色培養感情
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      男主角應該會叫景騰
                                                                               
                      女主角大概就叫宥俐
                                                                               
                      哇哈哈開心開心
                                                                               
                      雖然這個新故事可能有些哀傷的點
                                                                               
                      但緣於男主角沒什麼神經的性格
                                                                               
                      加上女主角潛在暴力傾向
                                                                               
                      故事走向還是會偏輕鬆笑鬧
                                                                               
                      每次想到新的橋段--尤其是輕鬆溫馨的
                                                                               
                      總是忍不住在床上笑得要命
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      呵呵呵
                                                                               
                      新故事真是令我上癮

                      其實我平常是很老實的
                                                                               
                      但偶爾也會迷戀說謊
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      說謊構築出來的世界雖然不真
                                                                               
                      但是很大很遼闊
                                                                               
                      而且最妙的是
                                                                               
                      會有網友相信...@@
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      哈哈我知道我很壞
                                                                                                                                                               
                      我本來就沒安好心眼
                                                                               
                      只是想耍個小花招玩玩而已
                                                                               
                      可是偏偏善良的人格偶爾會出來阻止我
                                                                               
                      要我留一些情面
                                                                               
                      致使我留了新帳號給那傢伙
                                                                               
                      雖然一切身分都是假的  連年齡我也比他大
                                                                               
                      可是就是熱中說這種無傷大雅的小謊
                                                                               
                      --當然前提是我們永遠不要見面
                                                                               
                      這樣他就不會知道他被騙了...:p
                                                                                
                      而他可能會長久的記得
                                                                               
                      在某一年有個網友躲躲藏藏不願見面
                                                                                                                                                               
                      卻陪他聊了蠻久的天~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      XD
                                                                               
                      我是壞心大姊姊~~
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      今夜
                                                                               
                      我不打算戳破謊言

                      我覺得我太頑皮了
                                                                               
                      都不聽媽媽的話
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      今天老媽嚴肅的問我:
                                                                               
                      "你是不是每天都玩到兩三點才睡覺?!"
                                                                               
                      結果我裝模作樣的大喊:
                                                                               
                      "哪有~~"
                                                                               
                      然後內心os:
                                                                               
                      人家都五六點才睡啦!!才沒有那麼早咧~~>///<*
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
                      我實在太不乖了
                                                                               
                      從今天起
                                                                               
                      我要早睡!!

開運隨堂測驗：
                                                                               
搞曖昧真的是一種藝術，搞的好兩人真的可以在一起很甜蜜，搞的不好的話從此老死不相
往來！今天隨堂測驗就進入你的潛意識來看你亂搞曖昧之後會發生什麼樣的結果？
                                                                               
題目：
                                                                               
如果你是一個雅痞拾荒族，你在路邊看到什麼東西會忍不住撿回家？
                                                                               
1.櫃子。
                                                                               
2.沙發。
                                                                               
3.鏡子。
                                                                                                                                                               
4.檯燈。
                                                                               
5.桌子。
                                                                               
解析：
                                                                               
                                                                               
1.選「櫃子」的朋友果然搞在一起，有情人終成眷屬：這類型的人不只是搞曖昧而已，其
  實是鎖定目標，他已經觀察對方很久，覺得對方不錯才會跟若有似無的搞曖昧，其實只
  是想要藉機接近對方而已，日久自然就生情了，他的目的也就達到了。
                                                                               
2.選「沙發」的朋友你搞曖昧的手法惹人嫌棄，連朋友都沒得做：這類型的人很單純，很
  孩子氣，而且最重要他搞曖昧是不挑人的，只要感覺來了，也許是一種讚美，也許只是
  想要對方比較親近一點，可是人家會覺得他實在不挑。
                                                                               
3.選「鏡子」的朋友形象變很差，只有花名遠播而已：這類型的人真的只是耍嘴皮子說東
  說西，可是往往說了一句話而已，大家就開始傳來傳去，傳到最後反而成為大家的八卦
  ，而且內容完全脫軌。
                                                                               
4.選「檯燈」的朋友你的曖昧功力成為話題人物，大家都想要體驗：這類型的人屬於品味
  型，跟人家搞曖昧的時候絕對不會有一腿或者任何不好的傳聞，反而讓人家對他懷抱著
  期待，人人都很想要跟他在一起。
                                                                               
5.選「桌子」的朋友沒突破！只維持曖昧狀況白忙一場：這類型的人有色無膽，非常喜歡
  對方，即使心裡已經演練了幾百次了，可是就是無法說出，頂多在對方附近來徘徊。

        緊張。緊張。緊張。

 

        依著陳朋友和Miss鄭助我的二臂之力，我的小說完成並且今天拿去寄掛號了，編號是916393 220009 10 23100 9。

 

        接下來就是等待被退稿了，別問我為何如此消極，我也不知道。

 

        反正僅以此篇誌之，並且感謝這兩位朋友。

2004/07/12

忍不住想炫耀一下我的愛犬皮諾丘！！

 

挖哈哈她超可愛~~

 

小呆子一隻，最近超喜歡跟她玩「摳摳臉」遊戲－當然是摳她的！！

        喔呵呵真是太開心了！！

 

        看倌們：

 

        本部落格從今天開始進入有聲階段哩，

 

        是我第一次認識黃姊姊的『燃燒』喔...（羞）

 

        在畫面右邊的資料夾「music」中，

 

        可以看見一個real player播放程式，

 

        通常是一開網頁就可以聽啦，

 

        真不行的話按右鍵選播放就成了...

 

        喔呵呵我真是太開心了！！

 

        下次要試著玩影音檔~~*^^*

 

        對了在此要感謝福星鄭姊姊（是天秤座啊啊）

 

        跟她一囉唆抱怨以後，

 

        學校的網頁就奇也似的可以使用哩！！

 

        感恩~~

 

        祝福鄭姊姊跟她的小kiwi共結連理  變成新聞社會版頭條！！

 

        哇哈哈~~

哭......

 

媽的報告好多寫不完啦~~~

 

但儘管如此我還是不會提早寫作業

 

我要奉行能拖就拖的原則  XD

 

貼個令人心情愉悅的照片好了...

可恨，外面有鳥在叫，我又整夜沒睡了！！！

我想我想，這從一開頭，就是個錯。

「我不是綠/茶然後關/瓦斯－－

誰忘了鳥/吸花/蜜-爆-炸-了－」＜觀蜻蜓有感＞

以上，是我的新詩作品，用左手寫的。

『什麼？妳說這是新詩？！』有人不可思議的怪叫著。

我志得意滿的點點頭。唉呀呀，自我上了大學已近兩年，這可是第一首新詩作品呢！

『這...』這人額際有些汗。

「我呸！這也叫詩？」也有人直爽的這麼諫言，當然他很快的就被銳利的眼光刺死。

「啊！我想到了，」我盯著這首詩良久，忽然說：「不如我們，就拿這首詩當主題，再來玩一次山海驚吧！」

然後，我迅捷的拿出了紙，邀請了一固定班底－Cyrano小姐畫身體（其實她就是我們諧星團體「猴頭菇」的一員，但為了命名的一致，故採用她那沒人發得出音的法文名），以及邀請另一個極度想加入我們山海驚繪畫團隊的小妞Yvette來畫下半身（但是根據她的說法，她極度想逃離這個令人畏懼的、沒有任何繪畫天份的團隊）。接著經歷了兩天的時間，這幅鉅作－偽．長頸短腿秀蓮妹，就這麼活生生的出現在這個世間，嚇壞了世人。

Feya小姐vs.蜻蜓扁臉藍皮綠骨秀蓮妹：

        －對應意象：我不是綠/茶然後關

這個part是由我完成的。

        是的，你現在看到的，就是綠皮藍骨的秀蓮妹。看哪－那小小的眼睛！看哪－那僵硬的表情！還有誰比她更像秀蓮？喔...慕白！我心思慕著你...呃，不是余秀蓮，是另一個秀蓮。

        讓我來為格位解釋一下：格位呀！瞧那大大的不成比例招風耳，看那窄而長的不可思議的臉孔，您們瞧出了什麼嗎？沒錯！格位，這就是我藝術靈感表現的極致哪！秀蓮古怪的臉，這不恰好是一隻蜻蜓的模樣嗎！而綠皮藍骨－請詳見她頭上那欲言又止的放炮茶壺！那...那...那不正是個二號手勢嗎？！唉呀秀蓮，為了那極高的權勢，妳竟然日復一日的以扁仔最親愛的副手模樣出現在大眾面前，偏生這人間，除了我以外，再沒人看得透妳的真心！

格位呀，讓我們為她默唉一分鐘。

2004/04/29

（待續）

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媽的~~最後兩顆梅子好苦！

 

苦的胃都糾結了...

 

但是，還是阿媽親手做的梅子最好吃啦啦啦~~~^^

        現在是早上八點十五分，而我這個九點有課的人到現在還坐在電腦前，穿著睡衣，愣愣的發著呆。

 

        如果不是那通電話，我想我到現在都還不會醒來...|||

        因為昨天換了床單，不知怎地，竟一覺睡到天明，連鬧鐘響了、我起身把它按掉這回事我都不記得。

        然後醒了之後，發現趕去上第一節課...其實還來得及，但我不想，不想胡亂的選了件衣服，匆促的趕去上課，連早餐都不吃。

        於是我打開電腦，坐在這裡，胡說八道的寫下了這篇。

        不管不管，反正我這週怠惰定了！人一但開了懶惰的先例，就會遺忘自己當初為何要汲汲營營的心情，我想...我再也回不去矢志全勤的自己了！但沒差，反正人生就是這樣...

 

        好了我要去吃早餐了，剛剛莫名的胃抽痛，我可不想真的把翹課搞成真的請假。

2004/04/22

真是累不死人！！

 

好一個一枝獨秀的陳獨秀~~

 

總算把你給K.O.了

無言的結局，無言的結局。無言的結局？無言的結局！無言的結局...

我只能說這是一場你我都不能明白的宿命。

我只能說這是一個永遠不能被理解的一段。

古文字般的田地頭「周」＋眉飛色舞的五官＋芥川龍之介小說中的「鼻子」

豐滿的藝妓身軀＋印度風騷般的舞動雙臂＋若有似無的點點以及馬賽克＋緊實無雙的六塊肌小腹

如竹竿般細長而關節爆走的右腳＋毛茸茸死豬腿又打上石膏＋會說話的石膏畫像

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面對這一切，敬請默哀...

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我只能說，猴頭菇沒有畫圖的天份！！http://www.wretch.cc/album/show.php?i=feya&b=1&f=1082384684.jpg

2004/04/19   my 20 years old birthday